"Jeremy! Do you want to jump out of the window that much? I will gladly help you. You're not paying attention!"
"Why is not a good question."
"Then what and how should I ask?"
"Well, you can try something like, 'Aren't you hungry, Mandy?'"
"Aren't you hungry, Mandy? Where did you get your food, anyway?"
"What? No, you go."
"You're the one who's supposed to. You're a boy!"
"I don't want to have my butt ripped off, thank you! I'm putting aside my manly ego, Mandy. Seeing how concerned you are, why don't you go?"
"GRRR! WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!"
"Hey, never throw stones at a very, very angry dog! You're not only bad, but kind of stupid too! We might not have to run if you didn't do that earlier."
"Did you see the way I ran? I think I left my guts behind!"
"Lucky you, then. I thought I lost half my skirt on our way here, seeing how that dog kept snapping at me!"
"Now you know why I didn't care about my, what did you call it? Oh ya, manly ego."
"That's a pretty bracelet."