Tragic Follow-Up Cases All Around The World

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A 500 Years Old Workaholic Remains Unearthed! - Bones uncovered, phone still to ear. Worked to death, still worked (kinda) centuries later.

And the story started like this....:

Calling. . .

Answer : *high-pitch fax machine sound*

Calling again. . .

Answer : *engaged*

Sigh. Another call. . .

Answer : *still engaged*

15 minutes later.

Calling *nobody picking up* (repeat 5 times)

Finally...

Answer: Hello, AAA company, how can i help you?

Caller: Oh hello! This is Z from BBB. We sent u a letter about Spongebobby Pants. Did u receive it?

Answer: Hold on ya let me check...

Caller: *holding. . .*

Answer: To whom was it addressed to? . . .What date? Who signed the letter?

Caller: *replied to all the questions while waiting in between*

Answer: Oh it was passed to GG division. Can you hold on please, i'm going to pass u to them.

Caller: Yes, thank you.

Answer: *music*   *more music*

Caller: *stubble began to grow on chin*

Answer: Hello.

Caller: Hello. This is Z from BBB. We sent u a letter about Spongebobby Pants. Did u receive it?

Answer: *common Q&A about letter ensued before being passed on to somebody*

Caller: Hello this is Z from BBB. We sent u a letter about Spongebobby Pants. Did u receive it?

Answer: When did you issue the letter?

Caller: Two weeks ago.

Answer: Oh that one about Spongebobby Pants right? Wanting to run Crabby Patties' franchise right?

Caller: *excited* Yes, yes.

Answer: Erm we issued a letter to CCC for feedback but...they haven't replied yet.

Caller: Oh...we need that information as soon as possible because tomorrow we will have our meeting..

Answer: Erm...*gibberish* why don't you try calling them up?

Caller: (why must i call the third party, i'm not the one issuing the letter but if i don't call who knows when will i get any feedback) Ok can you please give the name and number of the person-in-charge?

Answer: A~ctually i~ don't~ know who is the~ person-in-charge but you can try call the general number, i'll give you the number...

Caller: *sighed inwardly* Ok..

Calling for the umpteenth time. . .

Answer: Hello, CCC.

Caller: Hello. This is Z from BBB. We sent a letter about Spongebobby Pants to BBB and they said they issued a letter to you asking for feedback?

Answer: Hold on ya i'll pass you to the lettering department.

Caller: *held tightly for fear of rising blood pressure*

Answer: *music*   *more music* Hello.

Caller: *hopeful* Hello?

Answer: Eh you again, they didn't pick up? *quickly reconnecting the line*

Caller: *condition deteriorating*

Answer: *more music*   *endless music*   *eternal melody till the end of time*

Caller: *died*   *rot*   *turned into skeleton* 

...and end of story.

If i am a boss.....-

...-but on less than a quarter of a second thought.... hell, no! Imagine running a bunch of people like me and the above. Aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa going crazy already just thinking about it!!!

Better go get my meds. Ok bubbah.