Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Serius Di Muka, Mengarut Di Sini, Syahdu(?) Di Hati

Amaran: Rating PG13 kerana kegedikan dan karutan melampau.
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Hello semuaaaa~~~ Today so nice isn'it ??

Jom kenal saya ...*tulis sambil duduk dengan belakang tegak dan penuh sopan*

*Bongkok balik* Lenguhlah. Jom kenal i sambil muntah. Sapa yang rasa banyak angin dalam perut tu bolehlah muntahkan angin biar makanan dapat dihadam.

Saje je nak kenalkan diri i di alam maya ni. Kat dunia sebenar i takleh gedik macam ni sebab nanti semua orang muntah darah dan tercirit.

Ciri fizikal ialah muka i selalu berkerut. Orang tengok mesti otomatik bengang tanpa sebab walaupun sebabnya ialah stress tengok muka i berkerut. Kalau you all tengok i macam tu janganlah ingat i tensen dengan you all pulak. I takde niat pun nak masam muka dengan you all tau...i concentrate je pun...ade jugak time muka i senyum tapi hati menggelegak Tuhan je yang tau. Hihi. Macam mana ni nanti i tak awet muda sebab muka kedut2..terpaksa la i latih muka i supaya tegang sikit... *sibuk cari selotep dalam laci*
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Iyerr i memang gedik y'all baru tau kerrr?? Ni la design wallpaper rumah i kalau y'all nak tau!
Ala x jumpa la selotep..ugh. Ok takpe kita teruskan sesi berkenalgedik. Ciri tak fizikal ialah i ni split personality. Personaliti i di sini ialah suka mengarut dan melalut. Sebab di sini la tempat i lari sekejap dari stress di alam sebenar (pesal? Tak semayang la tuh dok ngadap PC release stress dari ngadap Tuhan?) Hahaha eyyy jangan cakap gitu ta baik taw. Kat sini i boleh kuarkan energy mengarut i yang terperangkap akibat bermuka serius lebih 8 jam sehari (ala2 tempoh pakai contact lense kan. Mengarut tol i ni).

Hati i syahdu. I salu fefeeling tengok movie dan dengar lagu. Tapi tak suka la fefeeling cerita sedeh atau cerita hantu. Sebab nanti i gedik melampaui batasan sebab terpaksa kontrol nangis atau menjerit secara ayu. Orang nangis Uwaaarghhhwarghwarghh srottt srooott tarik hingus i nangis sob. sob. sob. sampai nak tercabut idung sebab tekap tisu berjuta kali. Gedik macam i kan takleh tarik hingus srrottt sebab huduh. Duh~ tu pun tak tau ker...pastu kalau orang jerit ARRGGGHHGARGARGARkohkohkoh (tengah jerit nyamuk masuk tekak) i takleh buat macam dorang, i kena jerit dengan penuh jelita ala2 Aaahh...eee takott... sambil cover2 muka. Kuku wajib shiny dan liplap sebab bila i cover muka dengan tangan bolehlah menyerlahkan design kuku terbaru i...uh-huhh~~

Sebenarnya i pun konpius kenapa i cakap hati i syahdu...penipu betol. Kuku pun i xde warna tau. Warna kuning je la kekadang bergantung pada hari apa i masak ayam goreng kunyit.

Jangan percaya karutan i okey.

Babaizzzz you all take care see ya~~~ *lambai gedik sambil bosan*
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Inilah kegedikan i yang sebenar tauuu...~
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Y'all menyampah x...i pun same..hikhikhikkk~


Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Makes Me Happy

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Be happy. Find your happiness within.

Being quirky and weird usually make me happier than being normal because i do what other people don't and sometimes it is more rewarding cos i find out what won't happen in ordinary circumstances. Either i  got applauded, labelled, scolded, etc...rather than get caught up in the in crowd and being oblivious of the small details that keep us grounded and perceptive in real life, i prefer the eccentric me. The me that although often overlook many things, also notice things that others around me don't, things that people dont notice me noticing. I like observing people. Sometimes i do something just for the benefit or their doubts, or just to see their reactions. It's quite fun, feels like im doing a research on human behaviour. Analyzing people, even analyzing myself. 
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Happy is freedom. Freedom is happiness.
It's precious freedom. Being able to do something not of norm and having peace of mind about it, not being afraid to show people the kind of person you are. Of course, not many of us are at that level yet. We are still afraid of so many things, but some of us are better at hiding it. But the longer u hide, the more tiring it become.

So every chance you get to do something random / unusual / weird / eccentric, maybe you just grab it and do it. If it makes you happy, if it is not wrong, if it doesn't jeopardizes your life, if you think you can get away with it, if you are willing to take the risk (haha), why not?

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Get crazy be happy, and these dogs be showin you how we do it.

I think as we get older we become more serious as we shoulder more responsibility and have more to think about. We slowly lose the child in us. We have less energy, less time and more worries. Salute to those who are young at heart regardless of how old they are. But of course, being young / young at heart is no excuse for being irresponsible.
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Too happy? Puke rainbow if you must.

But you know, i am wondering whether being quirky and weird will lessen our credibility / charisma at work? I can't help believing that your actions speak for you, meaning that if you do your job well, it might be a small issue if you wear a clown wig to work today and then a Goku hairstyle tomorrow ;D ... i'm just saying. But then again, we can't control the way other people are, we can only control the way we are...so maybe we can forget the wig and the Goku hairstyle... (T_T)

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Still can goof around and not acting my age, 'marbellous'!

It does make me happy that there is still energy in me and some kind of outlet for my cartoonish behaviour / soul. Despite the extreme extent of seriousness and anxiety i descend into sometimes, i can still happily goof around ;). And it is a blessing that sometimes some small things that make us smile come into our lives just like that, unexpected, unavoidable, suddenly noticeable when previously they are unnoticed.
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Enough said ;)

Monday, 20 October 2014

Hati Tergeletek Di Rumah Bekam...

Aritu pergi hantar adik berbekam. Sambil-sambil tu scan la diri sendiri kot-kot ada masalah kesihatan ke...tak mahal pun, RM15 je. Keputusan scan tu bukan diagnosis, cuma untuk rujukan saja. Lepas tu biasanya dia akan buat 3 sesi bekam pada hari-hari yang berlainan, RM35 per sesi...

Kalau nak tahu info ringkas kebaikan berbekam boleh tengok kat sini. Nak tahu apa itu bekam dengan info yang lagi lengkap try tengok sini. Kalau nak laaaaagiiii lengkap, bolehhh....semuanya di hujung jari anda sahajaa....(maknanya carik sendiri...haha)

Second time pergi tu, sebab aku tengok ramai orang kat dalam umah, aku cuma duduk kat kerusi kat luar pintu rumah dia je la...malam tu memang ramai orang datang, orang cina pun datang berbekam kat situ. 

Akhirnya, tinggal aku yang duduk kat luar ngan sorang pakcik/abang ni (aku tak tengok muka dia sebab aku sebok main hp) yang duduk kat ruang tamu tengah menunggu.

Dalam keheningan malam tersebut yang hanya berdengung dengan bunyi cengkerik dan kipas, telingaku yang agak pekak badak ni disajikan dengan satu bunyi yang lembut lagi sayu.

Pooootttttttt...poot poot poot..proot proot prooooooooottttt kepoot kepoot kepoot.......

Eh. Bunyi ni...?

Aku tak tahu la dari mana datang kekuatan luar biasa masa tu untuk kawal air muka aku (Dengan kuasa bulannn...datanglaaaahhh....mungkin?). Bunyi tu dahla lembut, sayuuu teramat... dan lamaaaa! Rasa cam setahun berlalu. Aku terus buat-buat main hp lagi. Ingatkan habis kat situ je.

Pooootttttttt...poot poot poot..proot proot prooooooooottttt kepoot kepoot kepoot.......

Ada 'second trip' lagi rupanya....!

Nasib baik bukan aku (memang bukan aku okey!!). Aku dengan penuh memahami masih berjaya tahan gelak, sebab aku bayangkan kalau aku duduk dalam situasi dia mesti rasa malu gilos. Dalam hati berkata-kata, inilah antara puncanya kita ke rumah bekam...

Membuang gas toksik dari badan amatlah harus sekali. I feel you, bro...hahaha. Tahniah kerana anda berjaya menyihatkan badan anda!

Nanti orang tu tanya, tak nak join ke? Jangan dengar dan buat tak tau je dik.

P/s: Kalau kitorang jumpa lagi sekali dan dia ingat muka aku, mesti dia malu sorang2 kan. Sebab aku tak tengok pun dia so memang aku takkan cam muka dia pun. Hurhurhur ihik ihik tergeletek ati i.